16yo “Influencer”/Power User

Mother of MJ; she’s very proud to have two influencers under her roof when Jessii’s career takes off. She’s dated, a lot.

Pushed into social media, Jessii has far fewer followers than MJ but rakes in FAR more in endorsements/revenues

Grammy Gram is turning 100 years old, and MJ especially loves Grammy because of her PhD in driving MJ’s Mom crazy.

They have a rollercoaster relationship, but she’s MJ’s bestie and gossip partner.

Pro NFL linebacker and father of degenerate bullies.

This 16yo fifth grade son of a pro football linebacker is MJ’s nemesis and bully IRL

Tiny is Dickie Randall’s 13yo, 318-lbs second-grade brother, who also bullies MJ.

The Eldest Randall boy will be out on parole soon.

MJ’s agent. He’s been around since Vaudville. MJ is his only client now. No relation to Theodore Kaczynski, the Unabomber.

An enthusiastic ad exec who’s blown away by Jessi’s engagament levels

Jenn nods enthusiastically to everything s here

“Triggered” Timmy is a thin-skinned rival & classmate of MJ’s who’s a chip off his old blockhead father, a famous news host.

Famous newscaster and all around prick. Wouldn’t name Timothy after himself, announcing before the birth it would be an unfair burden since nobody could possibly live up to his own greatness. Really.

A persistent TimmyLeaks reporter who’s infatuated with Timmy and a thorn in MJ’s side. She lives two doors away from MJ and their mom’s are Facebook friends.

Ryan is not happy MJ posted a video while UPS execs were away at a reteat.

Randy is very agreeable with whatever Ryan says.

Billie breaks the news to MJ about his mom's Facebook post, and agrees to record a Happy Bday video...for money. iption goes here

Billie Eilish's brother; songwriter. FINNEAS helps out with mom’s Happy Birthday video.

Personal Assistant. She wants a raise.

Marty is the producer behind the camera, and unsettles MJ when he points at a phone in his phone collection.

Spent some nights together with MJ’s Mom following U2 in Europe; he hires her to be Head Beer Tester at his pub.

He and his twin sister Erica bullied MJ in preschool.

Eric’s twin sister, and MJ’s preschool tormentor.

Another of MJ’s preschool bullies.

Another of the Twin Tormentors from MJ’s preschool, Donny and Ronny caused MJ a lot of headaches. Literally.

MJ feels if Satan had an evil child, it would be Ronny Dewey.

MJ’s kindergarten bully. She used to call MJ several of the “F” words.

Siri doesn’t really care for this family, and ignores most of MJ’s and MJ’s Mom’s commands.

CoCo is one of MrBeast’s phone assistants.

John is one of MrBeast’s phone assistants.

Regina is, yup, one of MrBeast’s phone assistants.

Dina is MrBeast’s phone facilitator (assistant) who finally connects MJ to MrBeast

aka Jimmy Donaldson, he’s the lead dog of influencers with the biggest channel on YouTube.

Alpha Jessii comes to enlist MJ’s Mom to help defeat Goku-Bukkake and save the multiverse

Butters, star of @MrButters, is the biggest Dogfluencer, but he seems more interested in a ship with MJ…

A reporter for Teen Vogue who misquotes MJ to generate clicks.

MJ’s NDA with her precludes him from discussing his relationship with her…